Comments on: When Evil Temptress Secretaries Prey on their Poor Defenseless Bosses

By: The Amazing Kim

The Amazing Kim — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:20:33 +0000

Many such women, she says, join companies with a large number of male employees with the sole intention of looking for a partner.

You know, I wish I had the money to go around working whatever job I liked, and spend all my hours flirting with the staff.
Presumably all the “piranhas” went to years of training school, and developed extensive work histories with the single intent of sabotaging the lives of others?
It’s not like a woman could go to… a bar, or something, to pick up all those eligible married men.

By: The Beautiful Kind

The Beautiful Kind — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:18:06 +0000

Whoops! My dick slipped.

Office piranha = Twinkie defense of 2008

By: Jender

Jender — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:18:45 +0000

Hilarious job on this one! Wow.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:35:14 +0000

I’m left wondering why exactly this secretary would want to do such a thing. Did Colin tell her he wanted to leave his wife, but stayed together for the kids? Did he insinuate that he would fire her if she didn’t put out? Did this woman, in fact, know that Colin was married? Did she try to break it off with him only to have him threaten to tell the entire office? Has Colin had affairs in the past? These are all questions that would shed a lot more light on this subject, but the answers to these might paint Colin in a bad light, so, of course we know nothing more than the article tells us.

All I can say is: Ladies, laugh it off and don’t let it happen to you.

Gents: keep your fucking pants zipped!

By: elasticwaistbandlady

elasticwaistbandlady — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:47:15 +0000

My very favorite part of this post was when you pointed out that the “office slut” had no contractual or marital covenants with this guy. She violated the Golden Rule of “Do Unto Others” but nothing else. Meanwhile the guy crapped on the woman he promised to love, honor, and cherish for the rest of his life in the interest of getting him nookie on the side.

It’s so irritating how people have this misguided sense of sympathy and all of a sudden making poor life choices results in being able to play the victimhood card. This guy is only a victim of himself and doesn’t deserve any pity. I’m saving all of that for his family.

By: Cara

Cara — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:07:13 +0000

. . . what?

By: Professor Smith

Professor Smith — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:55:27 +0000

No offence to any physically challenged person. That said, it seems to me that this particular individual responsible for the Times Article, is quite clearly unashamed to express his inability to tolerate (specifically to control his sexual urge at) the sight of a woman’s bare flesh.

The article author ought to be mentioned in the same breath as an ultra-orthodox fanatical zealot who has probably been scarred by his sibling’s nudity or maybe missed out on his mother’s milk. There’s a Freudian issue lurking around here somewhere, hmm…

Pity the poor soul. And if he is reading this, I would like to take this opportunity to warn you that you are in danger of remaining a sad, depressed and all alone in your miserable little world that you have carved out for yourself.

By: LL

LL — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:41:26 +0000

I heard once that if I woman is injected with enough testosterone to equal that of what a man’s body makes itself, she will have as strong a sexual desire as the “typical male.”

Of course, I did just hear it from someone else and it could be completely false. Something tells me though that it’s not the amount of testosterone that gets a woman horny. More likely, it’s whether or not the dude knows how to get her off.

Anyways, just thinking out loud.

By: saurabh

saurabh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:05:40 +0000

I love this parenthetical: “wasn’t getting enough of the mainstay of any relationship (particularly, it would appear, for men); sex.”

As we all know, women have no need for the sex. That’s why we men sometimes have to rape it out of ‘em, fucking frigid bitches.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:03:24 +0000

I can’t believe that the excerpts above from The Daily Mail were actually printed – are you kidding me??! How deeply offensive. Thank you Cara for your thoughtful and pointed response.

Colin needs to wake up – hopefully any potential new partners of his will see this article and run for the hills.