Because I Need Cheering Up

by Cara on August 21, 2008

in assholes,blogging,random

Zack wins incoherent troll of the day for his comments on this post:

persoanlly its a commerical and if this commerical offends you in anyway you deff need to get a life and its not the womans uterus its the torso and if you think this commerical is degrading woman its a very cool comerical how she can do the robot and ads are about selling product not to disgrace woman or portray them to be seen and not heard its a cool comemrical and has catchy music therefore they did their job, you ppl need get a life and have wayvto much time on your hands to complain about a commericail i mean really

you feminests r pathetic

Indeed.

As a side note, this particular post does seem to be a magnet for trolls. One thing I’ve learned while writing this blog? Stupid sexist asshole troll commenters love their beer and video games.


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{ 8 comments }

1 ceejay1968 August 21, 2008 at 7:29 pm

God, those people are always such terrible writers too!

I love this, from Tim Wise’s myspace page:

“Hate mail, while neither appreciated nor desired, will be graded for form, content, spelling and grammar”

2 Cara August 21, 2008 at 11:14 pm

What truly cracks me up is the idea that someone can write that and walk away thinking they’ve made me feel pathetic!

3 Anna August 21, 2008 at 11:36 pm

See, Cara, you’re just interrogating the ad from the wrong perspective!

Would Llama photos help? I have a photo of a guy taking his alpaca for a walk. On a leash and everything!

4 Lemur August 22, 2008 at 1:29 am

“it’s a very cool comerical how she can do the robot?”
… Wow, I’m impressed by that sentence alone. Like she’s just doing some retro dancing and not being portrayed as a human(?)beer holder.
Trollz. They are so very good at NOT getting the fucking point.

5 Maud August 22, 2008 at 4:17 am

That is truly a little gem of incoherence. But I also enjoy this simple, everyday bit of foolishness from commenter “Really?” to the same post:

“…especially since your first paragraph after the video could use an “it” added to the fifth sentence, to make it’s grammar correct…”

Really? must be just a baby troll, not to have learned the first rule of attempting to prove your superiority by nitpicking others’ simple typos: proofread, lest you make a fool of yourself by erring in your own use of language while criticizing others. Really?, wherever you may be within the blogosphere, “it’s” is a contraction of it is, not a possessive pronoun. That’s not what you meant to say – not if you were hoping to make sense.

I also initially misread Zack’s typo “wayvto much time on your hands” as wavy too much time on your hands. I haven’t decided what this means, but I like it, and intend to start accusing people of having wavy too much time on their hands.

6 ali August 22, 2008 at 10:13 am

Thiss Zack simms liek a vary smarrt gai.

Um. Is he serious? Yeah, I guess he is. We better start thinking about how to start living by his very apt assessments – oh wait, my breakfast is here. That’s more important. Sorry, Zack.

7 Shannon August 28, 2008 at 9:02 pm

The other thing that is funny is that this is over a year after your original posting… and there’s another pissed off heiny fan who blames you for getting worked up over an ad that will be “forgotten in 6 months anyway.” (Something like that) Either way, I think we should show this guy’s comment to heinekin so they know exactly who their target audience is.

8 SunlessNick September 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm

you deff need to get a life … and have wayvto much time on your hands

Irony, Will Robinson.

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