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“A dream you dream alone is only a dream; a dream you dream together is reality.” — Yoko Ono
Dec
8
Troll of the Day
Filed Under assholes, blogging, feminism, fun, misogyny, patriarchy, random | Posted by Cara |
This comment from “Joe Black,” left on this post, is perhaps simultaneously the the best and most incoherent I have ever received:
the article is true,most women come up off the backs of men, whether it is thru a divorce or an inheritance. Women are weaker, and I do hear stories about how they constantly trade sex all the time period point blank. And yes women are held to a higher standard simply because you guys are child bearers, and when life comes thru your ass, we as men expect you guys to be a little more discreet with how you represent yourselves, especially when you are married, so stop your whining, I mean the biggest truth I have ever heard was that women are smarter than men, which let me translate this here, means that women are more likely to be used by the devil to usher in every sin under the sun, you tell me what a can of coke has to do with a half naked woman period point blank. Some men are so crazy for them that they meaning men risks their professions and reputations, it’s ridiculous if you ask me, women are given way too much credit, and women only support themselves as far as politics is concerned, selfish, what about men, and you expect to get elected, please.
So, is he 8-years-old, or a full grown adult who needs a remedial lesson on where babies come from? Your call.
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“Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.” — Susan B. Anthony
LOL! That was great – perhaps he was trying to support this statement: ‘I mean the biggest truth I have ever heard was that women are smarter than men…‘ With thoughtful comments like this, I don’t know WHY women would be concerned! *heavy sarcasm*
All I have to say is…
Assbabies. period point blank.
I dunno about you, but if the things that came out of my ass were ALIVE, my first instinct wouldn’t be to lord it over the menfolk.
Then again, maybe I’m wrong – maybe I fail to see the error of my ways due to the fact that my silly pink brain is too preoccupied with all the sinful things the devil wants me to usher into the world.
I’m gonna go drink some coke.
Life comes thru your ass?
Is that the same as the sun shining out of your ass? It’s nice to hear we’re so well regarded. Goodness.
Lindsay: LMAO – that was perhaps the funniest comment I’ve read in a long, long time *still giggling*
Life comes thru your ass?
Perhaps his life is shit, and he’s looking for someone to blame.
I wish I had such hilarious trolls.
I am thankful that I don’t have too many trolls.
Maybe if Joe were a little nicer to womankind he might garner some firsthand experience with the female reproductive system. Babies don’t come from the butt, Joey, poop does.
Is this a result from the “million monkeys” experiment?
WOW.
That’s sort of…I mean…I feel like the concept of parody has just become entirely irrelevant.
Babies don’t come from the butt, Joey, poop does.
Though in Joey’s case, the confusion is understandable.
women are smarter than men, which let me translate this here, means that women are more likely to be used by the devil to usher in every sin
After all, he thinks intelligence is evil.
Now I’m confused is he referring to women because as far as I know, no female can be classified with the word guy…but then this is a man that confuses a bowel movement with giving birth.
Also, I looked back at the post in question, and I can’t quite figure how a can of coke factors into this.
Well there’s your problem, Nick; you’re attempting to apply logic.
This reads like the winner of a madlib contest.
That’s BRILLIANT!
I read it out to my partner and it was like performing some surreal, yet profoundly stupid, performance art.
I’m thinking nematodes.
Wow. Just… wow. I think the gene pool may need a little more bleach.