Troll of the Day

by Cara on December 8, 2008

in assholes, blogging, feminism, fun, misogyny, patriarchy, random

This comment from “Joe Black,” left on this post, is perhaps simultaneously the the best and most incoherent I have ever received:

the article is true,most women come up off the backs of men, whether it is thru a divorce or an inheritance. Women are weaker, and I do hear stories about how they constantly trade sex all the time period point blank. And yes women are held to a higher standard simply because you guys are child bearers, and when life comes thru your ass, we as men expect you guys to be a little more discreet with how you represent yourselves, especially when you are married, so stop your whining, I mean the biggest truth I have ever heard was that women are smarter than men, which let me translate this here, means that women are more likely to be used by the devil to usher in every sin under the sun, you tell me what a can of coke has to do with a half naked woman period point blank. Some men are so crazy for them that they meaning men risks their professions and reputations, it’s ridiculous if you ask me, women are given way too much credit, and women only support themselves as far as politics is concerned, selfish, what about men, and you expect to get elected, please.

So, is he 8-years-old, or a full grown adult who needs a remedial lesson on where babies come from? Your call.

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{ 20 comments }

1 Wendy December 8, 2008 at 11:05 am

LOL! That was great – perhaps he was trying to support this statement: ‘I mean the biggest truth I have ever heard was that women are smarter than men…‘ With thoughtful comments like this, I don’t know WHY women would be concerned! *heavy sarcasm*

2 Dori December 8, 2008 at 4:00 pm

All I have to say is…

Assbabies. period point blank.

3 Lindsay December 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm

I dunno about you, but if the things that came out of my ass were ALIVE, my first instinct wouldn’t be to lord it over the menfolk.

Then again, maybe I’m wrong – maybe I fail to see the error of my ways due to the fact that my silly pink brain is too preoccupied with all the sinful things the devil wants me to usher into the world.

I’m gonna go drink some coke.

4 akeeyu December 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Life comes thru your ass?

Is that the same as the sun shining out of your ass? It’s nice to hear we’re so well regarded. Goodness.

5 Wendy December 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm

Lindsay: LMAO – that was perhaps the funniest comment I’ve read in a long, long time *still giggling*

6 SunlessNick December 8, 2008 at 10:38 pm

Life comes thru your ass?

Perhaps his life is shit, and he’s looking for someone to blame.

7 Brinstar December 9, 2008 at 12:45 am

I wish I had such hilarious trolls.

8 jovan byars December 9, 2008 at 2:37 pm

I am thankful that I don’t have too many trolls.

9 Kiera December 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Maybe if Joe were a little nicer to womankind he might garner some firsthand experience with the female reproductive system. Babies don’t come from the butt, Joey, poop does.

10 Skwee December 9, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Is this a result from the “million monkeys” experiment?

11 Rae December 9, 2008 at 9:29 pm

WOW.
That’s sort of…I mean…I feel like the concept of parody has just become entirely irrelevant.

12 SunlessNick December 10, 2008 at 7:23 am

Babies don’t come from the butt, Joey, poop does.

Though in Joey’s case, the confusion is understandable.

13 SunlessNick December 10, 2008 at 7:26 am

women are smarter than men, which let me translate this here, means that women are more likely to be used by the devil to usher in every sin

After all, he thinks intelligence is evil.

14 Renee December 10, 2008 at 12:37 pm

And yes women are held to a higher standard simply because you guys are child bearers,

Now I’m confused is he referring to women because as far as I know, no female can be classified with the word guy…but then this is a man that confuses a bowel movement with giving birth.

15 SunlessNick December 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Also, I looked back at the post in question, and I can’t quite figure how a can of coke factors into this.

16 Cara December 10, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Well there’s your problem, Nick; you’re attempting to apply logic.

17 rich December 11, 2008 at 2:36 am

This reads like the winner of a madlib contest.

18 hexy December 14, 2008 at 2:43 am

That’s BRILLIANT!

I read it out to my partner and it was like performing some surreal, yet profoundly stupid, performance art.

19 lauredhel December 14, 2008 at 3:39 am

Life comes thru your ass?

I’m thinking nematodes.

20 BikiniKat December 14, 2008 at 9:46 am

Wow. Just… wow. I think the gene pool may need a little more bleach.

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